Thursday, October 10, 2013

Regulators by Leon Ochs

Regulators


            New to the school initiatives is the “Regulators,” or kids who monitor the elementary school corner for community service hours. Basically, one kid every day will help direct the flow of traffic and kids for a half hour before and after school.
            The name itself, “Regulators,” comes from Raymond Matt’s contest entry to the naming competition for the job. Some other ideas like “Captain Traffic” and “Street Sweeper Safety Krew” were thrown out there, but Student Council’s final decision was the “Regulators,” and Raymond Matt won a gift card to Cornerstone Pizza for his submission.
            Basically, the job doesn’t require too much effort physically or mentally, but requires you to stand around for a half hour. You need to direct and help traffic flow correctly through the 4-way junction on the west side of the elementary school. There aren’t too many problems with traffic there because most drivers are careful when in the presence of small kids, though the Regulator could supposedly help keep the kids from running in the street.
            Even though it’s uncertain whether or not this job will benefit the children and traffic, it definitely does help the kids who work. Every student who plans to graduate from St. Ignatius High School needs to have forty hours of community service. Therefore, helping the school for an hour a day can really help if you’re struggling to get some hours in before the end of the year.
            Another plus to the Regulators besides the community service hours is your attire. You get to look real nice and official with orange vest, and maybe a badge if the school board allows it!
Karl Daniels and Stuart Grant have signed up to get the jobs, but so far the “Regulators” haven’t been put out to work yet. We can probably expect to see them working in the next few weeks.

By Leon Ochs


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